An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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The penn state football administration

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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