A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

women's rights.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Gestapo.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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