I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Trashcan!

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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