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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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