What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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c+t+c?

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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