- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Pickles

Johnson stops eating

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What's brown and sticky? Poo

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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