Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Period Blood

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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