Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Penis-Pump

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What sucks?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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