dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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ha.

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Woman's Rights

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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