- Anti Joke

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

FAP

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!