- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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