Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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