What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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