The Game.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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