Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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