It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What's up? A direction...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Once upon a time.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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