- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

who smells? •Liam

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is next?

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

I like to eat people

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

connor sucks

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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