This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Land Rovers

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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fkda

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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