- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Women's Rights.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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