What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

joe diragi makes paul look straight

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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