how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Penis.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Cold camel scrotum.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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