What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Anti Joke

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