What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Gadaffi

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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