why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

a catholic priest and a young boy

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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