What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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