- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Womens rights

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

guess what what? nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Are you a human?

asparagus

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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