What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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