What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What did you say? I don't know.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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