A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Hey

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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like for a handjob.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Anti Joke

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