- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jew go out of a bar

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Where's my tractor?

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why? Because!

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Scientology.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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