What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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justin bieber

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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knock knock

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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