- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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