How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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You are Nerochan right?

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Your mom.

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women's rights

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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