an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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space is fun

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Anti Joke

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