- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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