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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

19th amendment

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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