- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

just sit down and dont be a Jew

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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