Joay impistato is a fig

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

You just won the game...

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

crap!!

The bird is not the word.... Its two

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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