- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

who is awesome? no one...

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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