What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What's a small person? A midget

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Women's Rights.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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