Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Pinus Testicles

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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