Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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