What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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