Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Michael Brown

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Mitt Romney penis

Seth stock has a large penis

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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