What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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