- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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