whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Men, get on the boat.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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