- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

thermodynamics?

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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