One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An asian without a future.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

my namew is jd

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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