Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Where's my tractor?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Hi Shelby!!

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Ms. Smoot's class

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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