Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Cows go moo.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

i love huge wieners.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

save water shower with friends

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Who is a knob? ross d

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

1234 5

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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