How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Mitt Romney penis

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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