What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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fart+fart=poop

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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