A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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E= McVagina

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Anti Joke

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