- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What's that in the road.... a-head?

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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