- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Get in the Batmobile.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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