Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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