- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Who is a knob? ross d

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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