Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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KKK

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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whats black? a black man

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Women Driving.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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My life :(

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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