What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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