- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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