Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Vagina ass.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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