how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Womens rights.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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