- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

meme

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

soccor

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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