What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Knock Knock Not Yet

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

roses are red violets are blue im in class

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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