Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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poop is very very yummy.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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You're tall.

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