- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

We are lawyers

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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