- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

knock, knock come in

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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