God is real

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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