- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Reverse psychology never fails.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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