Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

trumpy trumpy trump

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

This one time at band camp....

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Nothing yet CC

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What did the man without a tongue say...

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

a potato flew around my room

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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