You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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thermodynamics?

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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