- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

i like pie.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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