A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Pinus Testicles

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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